I'm probably won't stick with it cuz of the lazyness but i got time now so there...


Movies 2007... or I know what you'll do next summer

First of all Transformers - Ever since God created man and man created the Transformers, they have been like a gift from God therefore it's not blasphemy!

About some cartoon movies... there is one called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They are the coolest turtle ninjas on the planet. The greenest Shrek the Third is the cutest Ogre in the forest along with his donkey. It's a must see.
Also coming soon are The Simpsons Movie - is there anyone who doesn't want to go and see the biggest yellow eyes (a.k.a. the coolest thing on tv now in the cinema)?

Is it a man? Is he gay? Those tights could work on Spider-Man 3 and maybe the Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer. well they do fight evil but since MEN CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT (not even The Justice League) a woman needs to come to and save the day..and she is Wonder Woman. She is isn't just a Woman she's also got the looks... well... watch the movie.

The Gun-for-hire "Agent 47" is the best Hitman ever. It's one of the greatest games ever conceived and it's starring Vin Diesel, man.

There are more sequels coming this year. Few are really well deserved like Sin City 2 very long awaited by many people as well as Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End which left us with a taste of more for the second on. But some of you just think "god damnit man why? WHY GOD, WHY?"
Maybe some of us want to see them but make sure to lower your expectations.
Live Free or Die Hard (Aka Die Hard 4) - Will you die already?
Rocky Balboa (Aka Rocky VI) - Will YOU die already?

Now they came up with the stupid idea to combine two movies into some sort of sequel- Alien vs. Predator: Survival of the Fittest - if you've seen the first you can't say "No" to this.

About Ocean's Thirteen... the first 2 parts were nice... But now 13?!? don't you know it's unlucky numebr?

And here's a site about other movies worth seeing but I didn't get to write about here.

2007 the year of the Sequels... At least the movies should be better than 2006.


A Joke

A squirrel was sitting on a lemon tree. you know squirrel, lemon tree.
So the
squirrel sees a cow trying to get on the tree.
The cow tries and falls.
The cow tries again and falls again.
Then the cow rans
towards the tree, jumps and falls.
Day one, day two, day three pass and
the cow can't get on the tree.
On the forth day the cow succeeds to get on the tree and sits next to the
Squirrel, cow and a lemon tree. OKay.
The squirrel turns to the cow and asks it: "cow what are you doing on the tree? you're a COW!"
Then the
cow answers: "i came to eat apples."
squirrel looks at the cow and says: " apples?!? but it's lemon tree."
So the cow answers: "it's okay, i brought some in a bag."