When Lazy Stricks

You get bored alot?
You don't know what to do with yourself?
Have trouble sleeping at nights?
TV isn't as fun as it used to?

Well... you're not lazy and it won't work for you.
But you can give it a go, if you feel like it.

Lazy don't just come when you feel like being lazy. True lazy is a way of life.
If you know you can't/won't cope it, you won't. Don't even try to.
The Lazyness will eat you, it will make you suffer.
This isn't what lazyness stands for. Just don't be lazy, it's not for you.

Now that this is over... more rules:
Stupid lazy - it's hard but i means you're really lazy. You know you'll pay for being lazy but still.
Don't think about what you can do, know what others can do for you.
Knowing is everything - use it (as long as you don't use power to do so).
Reading is fundamental, but TV is just fun (and better).

Those are just a few things on the path toward the longed lazy.
You don't just wanna be a lazy-ass, you need to redefine it.

Lazy will be back at the home near you