Thinking Hurts

Ohana & A.J.

2008-07-10T10:17:00.002+03:00

People all over the world, join us.
Become fans of the two most amazing friend i got.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ohana-AJ/40504792456

You know you want too.
You can't help it.

Join us and together they will rule the world, or at least the fun part of it all.

Guess i was wrong

2008-06-15T17:38:00.002+03:00

So it took me about a year and half to find out that i can't really do it.
I was wrong, only others can do it.

It's not that i don't want, but who the fuck got the time to write about stuff?
I'm too busy trying to enjoy life. Or at least waste them with alcohol.

The other thing is that i don't really have things to write about.
Maybe i do, but i don't think they will interest other people.
So i just don't write them.
That and the fact that I'm lazy, and this blog mess with my me time.

I love me time, it's the time of the day in which i do nothing.
Just cause i can, and want to.
It's not that i do stuff at other times, but still.

So i might be back, but i wouldn't count on it.
Later

Rubber Duckies

2007-11-25T20:12:00.001+02:00

This is the Duckies family.

Papa duckie - the big blue one - Head of the family.
He was a huge extra in movies like 007: you only duck twice and duckies are forever, Star Wars: Attack of the Rubber Ducks, and much more.

Duck-Mommy - the big red one - The woman behind the man behind the woman.
She was a international river swimmer. Won twice the national races. Came only second in one race. Didn't compete in the second cause she was pregnant with the her first child.

Extremie - the one on the left (with the white) - the older son.
Gave new meaning to the word extreme. Crazy as hell. Started very young.
From Rafting without a raft to base jumping into stormy rivers and being Homer Simpson's race duck (in the episode Bart's two mommies). He has seen it all and done it all.
Now he is in bandage as a resulte of an accident.

Sunny - the yellow with the colored shirt - the younger son.
Was an accountant. A very good one. Went on a business trip to Hawaii fell in love and got married.

Duckina - the yellow with the luau - Sunny's wife and a Hawaiian native.
Born and raised in Hawaii. Profesional hula dancer. Also do hip-hop, belly dancing and samba.
After giving birth to her twins, she opened a dancing studio.

The Twins - little blue and yellow - a boy and a girl.
Born not long ago. Still too young to do something with their life, they just chill and stuff.

Addicted to Facebook

2007-10-21T17:16:00.000+02:00

This started like most things starts...
Somebody told me about it, i was bored as hell...
You know the rest.

It got some much stupid and silly stuff in it, you just can't help it.
Somebody bite you so you become a werewolf or a vampire or zombie, and you stupid enough to accept. The next thing you know is that you start to send it to others.
And then you all fight each other.
This aggression will not stand.

The worse thing about it, is that you keep adding "friends" from high school, college or old work places.
Those are people that you stopped talking with them for a reason, cause if not you probably still be friends now days.
But it start with few real friends and it goes down from there.
With million of questions to see if people are more or less like you, and the difference between all of you.
Lot's of silly things like poke others or grow something in an egg.
And even the phone game, it doesn't really work if you see what the other person wrote.

I'm one of those who are addicted, i know.
Nothing much i can do about it.
Maybe find a new life, mine is too boring.
Guess studying, working and going out every night isn't enough.
Not even a girlfriend helps, cause she's also addicted.
That's why i need to go abroad.

Any suggestions?

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It's Not That I'm Against Gays...

2007-08-31T12:12:00.000+03:00

It just that i have one big problem.

How i met your mother - one of the funniest series in the last year.
I really like it, it's good. Very good.
But, and it's a big but...

Neil Patrick Harris.
He's a good actor.
From Doogie Howser and Spider-Man: The New Animated Series to Undercover Brother and Harold & Kumar, he really knows to play.
Now playing Barney in How I Met Your Mother.

There he plays this amazing, fun loving, some might say sexy womanizer.
With his suits, money and "healthy" way of life.
By healthy i mean one night stands, drinking scotch, laser tag, and the uses of words "awesome" and "legendary" frequently.

So my problem in all this is that he is gay.
I don't mean i have problem with him being gay.
I have problem with a gay guy playing this amazing character.
He is a role model to most people even if they don't know it yet.
So how can he be this gay?

Meteor Shower

2007-08-14T07:59:00.000+03:00

They said on the news that there's going to be a meteor shower during the night.
And it shell really start from midnight, and picks up till early morning.
So we got the drinking, just to get in the mode.

At about 2:00 a.m., we decided it's time to go a look for a place far from the city.
Somewhere we could get good view and that lights from around won't get in the way.
We found a place.

There were some couples there. Few came in groups of 3.
We got there, found a spot to sit at, and looked up.
It was a clear sky. We could see the starts. But no showers yet.
The occasion shooting star, but that we could see any giving day.

After few minuts everything gone wrong.
Clouds came.
Than there where no more starts.
No sky was in sight.
Just Clouds.
Lot and lots of them.
And they didn't have any shape. They just filled the sky.

We sat there for about an hour, just to find out it will lead no where.
Damn clouds.

At least i had some alcohol...

Based on a true story

2007-07-18T18:37:00.000+03:00

It was her birthday. Little did she know it's going to be a sucky week.

We stated talking about her doing 2 parties. One for her good friends (myself included), and the other for people from work at a pub another friend just opened.
She started talking about her ex-boyfriend. Something about he'll come (since he still works there), and about her not ableing to talk with him anymore.
I talked with other girl from work and she said that he sometimes whine about how everybody talks with her and not him.
That's when i suggested we get them back together and that nobody will talk to them anymore.

First mistake: i told her about that.
Second mistake: i told her i'll try to make them talk the next day at the new pub.
Third mistake: she listen.

The next day (second party) at the pub. She got a little tipsy. He came late.
I was busy doing the nothing i love so much to do.
The eve passed quite quietly. Little did I know what was coming.

So we go to the car and started going home.
A friend of mine was driving.
She started to cry. A lot.
Blaming me for getting her hopes back up, making her thinking about him again and about them getting back together.

I take full responsibility.

Than she told two of her closest friends.
They all hate me know.
After that she told me i need to fix this, i said i will but i didn't see a way .
So i talked to some friends that told me it's all her fault, that she's acting like a little girl.

What to do, what to do i asked myself.
I didn't want to tell her that, she'd die.
I can't have people die right now, I'm busy.

So i told her that I'm in love with her, and that I'm jealous.
This is why i felt the need to make her suffer.
She said she's sorry that she doesn't feel that way.

Now I'm taking some time off from her, with the possibility of not talking to her ever again.

Will this be a good thing?
Only time will tell.

A Night Out

2007-06-29T23:18:00.000+03:00

A girl from my college got married and she asked me and couple of more girls and a guy to come to her wedding.
We can't say no to weddings. You know. We love to see people get married.
Females loves to cry since they aren't the one that gets married.
And us male think we might get lucky with one of those mentioned above.

One of the girls suggested that she'll drive. I didn't say no, cuz i wanted to drink.
We got to the place. About hour and half driving.
The first thing i did, after say hi to the bride and groom, was get liqueured up.
Lots of whiskey, some tequila and other stuff i didn't even asked what it was.
But it had nice colors, so i didn't really care.
Besides that, i eat like crazy. Mostly meet and other stuff like sweets.

After about 5 hours there, the girls i came with wanted to go.
I didn't mind, i was tipsy and i had enough.
Now i remember everything that happened in the wedding. And i remember we went down the road out.
But i Don't remember the rest.
Not Getting out. Not getting in the car. Not driving home. Nothing.
The next thing i know is that i'm in an hospital.
I had flashed so me trowing up in the car, and that the girl that didn't drive yelled at me. But i don't remember most of it.
It's not fun getting at 4:30 in the morning, alone, in an different city.

Now i'm used to get by alone even abroad, so in my own county it easier.
But the thing i don't get if why the girls left me alone.
Needless to point that i'm not talking to them anymore.
I got home in the end, everything was fine.

The one thing i learn from that is:
When you get drunk, make sure that the people you're with will take care of you.

Most people can't drink after a day like that.
Well at least couple of days if not more.
It took me less than 48 hours to get tipsy again.
Could it be that i'm a bit alcoholic?
No, right?
That's what i thought.

Well till the next time i'll get drunk like that ....

Stairways to Nowhere!

2007-05-21T11:27:00.000+03:00

Was walking down the street
To which i had a point
Just cruising with this girl
suddenly a door

Walking down this weird street
This door you like to kick
Through which we both have seen
Some stairs going nowhere

Chorus:
This staircase is made of steel
Climb it and than you'll feel
It's big, and colored green
But it got some sex appeal

Got me on the train
The stairs not long forsaken
That chick got on her bus
Damn, that girl got ass

Getting down at my station
Remembering the stairway
No longer will i left alone
Walking my way home

Chorus:
This staircase is made of steel
Climb it and than you'll feel
It's big, and colored green
But it got some sex appeal

It was night, and it was dark
A street without no traffic light
This place we've both shared
Memory forever lives in our heart
Stairways to Nowhere

oohoohoh
moo ooh moo
boo oho ooh
yeeeaaa nigga

Stairways to Nowhere
Yes, stairways to Nowhere
the place we share
Stair...where...

The Rule Of Sy

2007-05-20T02:00:00.000+03:00

So everyone got his rules and beliefs.
It's not that I'm saying they you're wrong or that those things isn't the right way to act.
All that I'm saying is that i got only one rule. It's not the solution for everything.
But i think it's the only thing you really need. Everything else just do as you go.

The rule:
Never turn back.

Lets say that you left home and you know you forgot something. I say you can do without it.
Just forget it till you get back, but don't turn back and go get it.
You can't look back at what was, always move forward.

There's a reason why you did what you did. Don't turn back to fix it.
Next time you can mend it, but not this time.
Everything can be solved, only in the future.

Try it. What do you go to lose.

Back in the days:

2007-05-18T14:00:00.000+03:00

It all started when i was a little kid sitting at home watching TV.
All of a sudden a knock on the door. I got up to open (in the middle of The Transformers, DAMN). what else could i do?
So i opened the door and there where this 2 guys there with white straitjackets.
They asked me if i want to come with them to have some fun. I looked at the TV but my show was over, so i said yes (had nothing better to do).
They took me to this place with many rooms and they show me room #17.
I got in.
That's when they said i could play as long as i wanted in the room and once i got tired i should knock the secret code and they would let me out.
The walls were upholstered so i started yelling: "Woo oho!!", and jumped around.
After some time (i don't know how) i had enough and wanted to go home.
That's when i realized that they never gave me the secret knock. DAMN THEM!
I tried some knocks and it didn't help.
I started shouting: "Let me out! It's all a mistake!", but still nothing.
That's when i resolved to crying... and how i cried... rivers of tears.
But once again - nothing.
After a while... I think a few years later... after I had tried lots of knocking types...
I got it.
They opened the door and sent me back home.
YEA - I won, you lose.
>I got back home and turned on the TV.
Everything changed.
No more transformers... no more than stupid 2 channels.
There was lots of stuff to see and the most amazing thing:
MTV!!
I could see ppl singing on the telie.
Wow!!
So i listened to some great songs and then this band came on...they were evil
BLUR
with their "Song 2"
They copycatted me from the time I was in room 17
The jumping on the wall
The woo oho-ing
They were going to pay for it!!
So i sued them
I lost...
Having left nothing but the memories
this was a lesson for me... never trust ppl with straitjackets, they will never do you good... never!
But what can we do?

Sickness as the new Diet

2007-05-11T13:14:00.000+03:00

Forget about pills and stuff like that. Forget about eating only some things and not others.
You don't need to start exercising. You don't have too eat less or right.

The new and improved way to lose weight is:
Get Sick!

That's it. Very simple, most effective. Some even say bulletproof.

Well there are down sides to that, but in the overall it's much better than all of those diets out there. You get up in the morning, sick, and you got all the day for yourself.
No work. No people. No food.
Just sitting home doing what ever you want.
You can watch TV all day. Surf the internet for your amusement. Talk on the phone with anyone.

Just make sure you're sick enough not to eat, but able to do other stuff.
This will give you more options like travel. Visiting friends you haven't seen in months. Or hang with those you saw couple of days ago, but want to see them more.

It won't be long till you see results. On the second or third day you will see that you lost weigh.

So why make yourself start counting calories or thinking about what pill when?
The most humane thing to do is get sick.

Give it a try, what do you got to lose. :D

How I Almost Died/Made Some Chick Get Killed

2007-04-20T18:27:00.000+03:00

It was the early morning of April 19th. We were having a party for me, cause i left the work place for good. It's a standard to do a party when someone is quitting. We don't like that job much.

So it around 3 in the morning of Thursday, when we all got out of the pub and haded home.
We parked close so my brother, his friend and myself got to the car. I was driving.

At the end of the one way street there's a traffic light and a car was there before me.

It was red, so all was fine. Than it turned green but the car before me didn't start driving.
Of course i flicker with the lights, but still they didn't drive. That's when i turned into severe measures. I honked.
That's when they decided to move (slowly i might add). At that time a taxi came from the right and was driving strait in a red light.
The cab hit the front of the car before me. Not something serious. but it cost some damage.
Nobody got hurt. The taxi ran away. And i just sat in my car in shock.

That's what ran throw my mind that moment:
1. If the car before me start to drive in time, that taxi might hit me and i wouldn't be around to tell about it.
2. If they started to go when i flickered the light or drive faster when i honked they wouldn't be alive right now.
3. Could this be my fault since i made them start driving?

That's when a chick came out of the driver sit. They were 5 in the car. And that's was an expensive ride (thank god of parents with money, eh?).
We drove next to them to see if they are all fine. Sure they was, and act nasty. But that's another story.

My bro said that this was the most fun he had in weeks.
I thought he might be right. It's mostly the taxi's fault, but even if you have green light you need to look sideways, so it's partly the driver's fault.

She was probably high (alcohol or drugs), but that made her sober again.

That wasn't the first time it happened, nor the last.
And most definitely not the first time i saw that in my own eyes.
I never start driving without checking both sides twice.
People are stupid, and i still like to live.

Me Against Prison Break

2007-04-15T17:36:00.000+03:00

Like most people already know, the second season just ended in the beginning of April.

Now i won't say that series sucked, because most people I've talked to said they couldn't stop watching it.
It doesn't mean it's good. Oz was good. Prison break was nice. That's it.

Yes i know, Scofield is hot. Some girls started to watch it because of him, but continue because it's good.

I've been watching all the 2 seasons in about a week and half. And all i have to say is that there are too many twists, and sometimes i even knew their text before they say it.

Prison break isn't a bad series. I will say it again. But it's just ain't that good.

The fact that the killed lots of people gave them credit in my book.
I'm all in for the kill. That part was good.

Some even compare it to Oz. Now why you wanna go and do such a stupid move.
If you're stupid just don't say anything, but this is borderline with blaspheme (well not really, but i just wanted to say it).

I'm waiting for the third season like the next guy. But to say i can't wait, that's too much. There are other much better series that i want to watch much more.

Got me only one really big problem. Haywire.
He was great. I loved how he played the insane person.
That was good acting. But why go and letting him die?
I mean the character had so much potential. Damn it.

The ending of the second season was also good. It gave so much possibilities for the next one. And i know some people didn't like it.
But i just hope it will be better than the last two, cause although they was OK, it could have been much much better.

Alcohol, The Place To Be

2007-03-13T12:40:00.000+02:00

Well we was going out the other night, and as long as other people wants to get drunk, i know how to make them sorry for letting me getting them drunk.

It's not that i can't get drunk, i can it's just takes time, money and a lot alcohol, so i just drink a beer or two. Just for the taste. Need to have it.

So after a night for alcohol the morning comes with the hangover, the vomiting and sometimes even the alcohol poisoning. And you found you're self with the head ache of your life and most of the day you spend with your head in the toilet.
Not very fun. This is the price you have to pay for drinking too much.

There are stories about thing that can help you with that. None of which really works, but still you'll try what you can.

We'll start with the night before. All know that you need to eat so you won't get drunk. Well it's like that, if you eat fat, it just the alcohol get absorbed slower, which mean you'll drink much more, and it will drop on you once the body finish with the fat.
So while you eating stuff at pubs like olives and nuts, you should know it's just so you'll drink more.

During you could drink water, but it has little effect on the level of alcohol in the blood. All it does is neutralize the bad taste of alcohol.
Contrary to what you might have heard, drinking variety of drinks doesn't make it harder, it just make you drink more in general.

About the day after, when you wish you didn't drink that much last night, that's the time to try things.
Nothing will lover the level of alcohol in the blood but time, so all things just help pass the time till than.
Coffee. All it does is just make you feel more alive, remove the down alcohol gives, and some times make the pain get less painful.
Cold Shower. Beside the fact the hot shower is better, it just make the body feel refresh and clean.Well it is a shower after all.
Egg Nog. Only because it have protein. Which is good for the body. That's it.
If you throwing up, at least make sure to eat something so you'll have something to vomit.

The most impotent thing to do is to eat a balanced meal with lot's of protein and fat before you go drinking. Make sure you won't suffer for lack of vitamin B1.
And not let peer pressure get to you.

So How Do Friends Becomes, Well, Friends?

2007-03-11T17:15:00.000+02:00

So i was thinking to myself those past few days about friends.
I don't mean about guy and girl friendship that could or couldn't end in marriage.
What I'm talking about is how people all around become friends. This friendship thingy.
The thing is that, you interact with people all your life. In school, at work, army even, parties and so on.
You hanging with people all the time, and most of the time when you leave, it's all over.
They are just friends to the circumstance. They are friends as long as you and them are in the same place.
Mostly it's in the work place. You have colleague, you hang with them, you go to office parties, you go drinking together. Stuff like that.
Then you leave, or somebody else leave, and that was it. You don't talk anymore.
You don't call them, they don't call you. They were friends as long as you were together.
But that's it, all is over. It's not like if you'll see them around you won't say hi and ask how are things, it's just you won't do things together like before.
Every once in a while you talk to somebody, even once, and the next thing you know is that you doing stuff even if you're not in the same framework.
It just happen. You had other "friends", but you kept in touch with the other one.
You used to be a group of people, but now only one or tow left. Everybody go their separate way, but one or two, just hang in that thing call friendship.
All I'm saying is that you don't choose your friends. It's just something that happen.

Can't really explain that. There isn't something constant or fixed, just one of those things.
You could have everything in common or just one.
You could known each other long time or brief moment.
But you couldn't be in a feud or in love (although some could, but that's because they have mental issues).

You have friends, some are great, some are less. But they are still your friends.
And you just don't have any idea why them and not others.

So what's a better thing to do than invite all and do a party. :)

Giggle Loop

2007-03-06T14:29:00.000+02:00

Its like a feedback loop. You're somewhere quiet. There's people.
Its a solemn occasion - say, a wedding. No - it's a minutes silence for someone who's died.
The minute is ticking away... tick tock tick tock... and suddenly this thought pops into your head - The worst thing you can do in a minute silence is laugh.
And you almost do, as an automatic reaction.
But then, you think how awful it would have been if you HAD laughed, and you almost laugh again, only its a bigger laugh.
But, then you think how funny it would have been if you'd laughed that bigger laugh, but this time the laugh is an enormous laugh.
Let this one out and you get whiplash!
So you're standing there, in this quiet room, shoulders going like you're drilling the road, and what do you think of the situation?
Dear Christ! You think its funny!

From the most hilarious TV series:
Couplings (the British ver.)

There are few series that are truly funny.
No matter how many time you'll watch them, you will always laugh.
Couplings & Off Centre are the top 2 in my book.
Can't tell you which one is more funny.
But it's a must see TV, and by that i mean you'll need to d/l them from somewhere.
So enjoy, and don't come back till you know them by heart.

The Guide To Phobia

2007-02-24T11:21:00.000+02:00

A-
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.
Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.
Achluophobia- Fear of darkness.
Acousticophobia- Fear of noise.
Acrophobia- Fear of heights.
Aerophobia- Fear of drafts, air swallowing, or airbourne noxious substances.
Aeroacrophobia- Fear of open high places.
Aeronausiphobia- Fear of vomiting secondary to airsickness.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
Agliophobia- Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.
Agraphobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals.
Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.
Aichmophobia- Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Ailurophobia- Fear of cats.
Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Algophobia- Fear of pain.
Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Altophobia- Fear of heights.
Amathophobia- Fear of dust.
Amaxophobia- Fear of riding in a car.
Ambulophobia- Fear of walking.
Amnesiphobia- Fear of amnesia.
Amychophobia- Fear of scratches or being scratched.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Ancraophobia- Fear of wind. (Anemophobia)
Androphobia- Fear of men.
Anemophobia- Fear of air drafts or wind.(Ancraophobia)
Anginophobia- Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.
Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc.
Angrophobia - Fear of anger or of becoming angry.
Ankylophobia- Fear of immobility of a joint.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
Antlophobia- Fear of floods.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Apeirophobia- Fear of infinity.
Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)
Apiphobia- Fear of bees.
Apotemnophobia- Fear of persons with amputations.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Arachnephobia or Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers.
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Arsonphobia- Fear of fire.
Asthenophobia- Fear of fainting or weakness.
Astraphobia or Astrapophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Ceraunophobia, Keraunophobia)
Astrophobia- Fear of stars or celestial space.
Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Ataxiophobia- Fear of ataxia. (muscular incoordination)
Ataxophobia- Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia- Fear of imperfection.
Atephobia- Fear of ruin or ruins.
Athazagoraphobia- Fear of being forgotton or ignored or forgetting.
Atomosophobia- Fear of atomic explosions.
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Aurophobia- Fear of gold.
Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern lights.
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Automysophobia- Fear of being dirty.
Autophobia- Fear of being alone or of oneself.
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia- Fear of flying.

B-
Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.
Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.
Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets.
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks.
Barophobia- Fear of gravity.
Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling.
Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs or steep slopes.
Bathophobia- Fear of depth.
Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings.
Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc.
Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia)
Bibliophobia- Fear of books.
Blennophobia- Fear of slime.
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
Botanophobia- Fear of plants.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Brontophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.
Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.

C-
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Cainophobia or Cainotophobia- Fear of newness, novelty.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.
Cardiophobia- Fear of the heart.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Catagelophobia- Fear of being ridiculed.
Catapedaphobia- Fear of jumping from high and low places.
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
Cenophobia or Centophobia- Fear of new things or ideas.
Ceraunophobia or Keraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Cheimaphobia or Cheimatophobia- Fear of cold.(Frigophobia, Psychophobia)
Chemophobia- Fear of chemicals or working with chemicals.
Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands.
Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera.
Chorophobia- Fear of dancing.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors.
Chronophobia- Fear of time.
Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
Cibophobia- Fear of food.(Sitophobia, Sitiophobia)
Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.
Cleithrophobia or Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place.
Cleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing, or of falling downstairs.
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed.
Clithrophobia or Cleithrophobia- Fear of being enclosed.
Cnidophobia- Fear of stings.
Cometophobia- Fear of comets.
Coimetrophobia- Fear of cemeteries.
Coitophobia- Fear of coitus.
Contreltophobia- Fear of sexual abuse.
Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Counterphobia- The preference by a phobic for fearful situations.
Cremnophobia- Fear of precipices.
Cryophobia- Fear of extreme cold, ice or frost.
Crystallophobia- Fear of crystals or glass.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer.
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles.
Cymophobia or Kymophobia- Fear of waves or wave like motions.
Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies.
Cypridophobia or Cypriphobia or Cyprianophobia or Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes or venereal disease.

D-
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations.
Dementophobia- Fear of insanity.
Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons.
Demophobia- Fear of crowds. (Agoraphobia)
Dendrophobia- Fear of trees.
Dentophobia- Fear of dentists.
Dermatophobia- Fear of skin lesions.
Dermatosiophobia or Dermatophobia or Dermatopathophobia- Fear of skin disease.
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Diabetophobia- Fear of diabetes.
Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school.
Dikephobia- Fear of justice.
Dinophobia- Fear of dizziness or whirlpools.
Diplophobia- Fear of double vision.
Dipsophobia- Fear of drinking.
Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone.
Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house.(Eicophobia, Oikophobia)
Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals.
Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise.
Dromophobia- Fear of crossing streets.
Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch.
Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
Dystychiphobia- Fear of accidents.

E-
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church.
Ecophobia- Fear of home.
Eicophobia- Fear of home surroundings.(Domatophobia, Oikophobia)
Eisoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors or of seeing oneself in a mirror.
Electrophobia- Fear of electricity.
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
Elurophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia)
Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.
Enetophobia- Fear of pins.
Enochlophobia- Fear of crowds.
Enosiophobia or Enissophobia- Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism.
Entomophobia- Fear of insects.
Eosophobia- Fear of dawn or daylight.
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers.
Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.
Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Equinophobia- Fear of horses.
Eremophobia- Fear of being oneself or of lonliness.
Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.
Ergasiophobia- 1) Fear of work or functioning. 2) Surgeon's fear of operating.
Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Erotophobia- Fear of sexual love or sexual questions.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia.
Erythrophobia or Erytophobia or Ereuthophobia- 1) Fear of redlights. 2) Blushing. 3) Red.

F-
Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.
Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia)
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia)
Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things.(Cheimaphobia, Cheimatophobia, Psychrophobia)

G-
aleophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats.
Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture. (Francophobia)
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage.
Geliophobia- Fear of laughter.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genophobia- Fear of sex.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges.
Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture.
Gerascophobia- Fear of growing old.
Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old.
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste.
Glossophobia- Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak.
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Graphophobia- Fear of writing or handwriting.
Gymnophobia- Fear of nudity.
Gynephobia or Gynophobia- Fear of women.

H-
Hadephobia- Fear of hell.
Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things.
Hamartophobia- Fear of sinning.
Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched.
Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed.
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun.
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood.
Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia- Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation.
Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.
Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia)
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hippophobia- Fear of horses.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
Hodophobia- Fear of road travel.
Hormephobia- Fear of shock.
Homichlophobia- Fear of fog.
Homilophobia- Fear of sermons.
Hominophobia- Fear of men.
Homophobia- Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality or of becoming homosexual.
Hoplophobia- Fear of firearms.
Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia- Fear of rabies.
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia- Fear of forests.
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.

I-
Iatrophobia- Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.
Ideophobia- Fear of ideas.
Illyngophobia- Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down.
Iophobia- Fear of poison.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia- Fear of termites, insects that eat wood.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

J-
Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.

K-
Kainolophobia or Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty.
Kakorrhaphiophobia- Fear of failure or defeat.
Katagelophobia- Fear of ridicule.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Kenophobia- Fear of voids or empty spaces.
Keraunophobia or Ceraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms.
Kolpophobia- Fear of genitals, particularly female.
Kopophobia- Fear of fatigue.
Koniophobia- Fear of dust. (Amathophobia)
Kosmikophobia- Fear of cosmic phenomenon.
Kymophobia- Fear of waves. (Cymophobia)
Kynophobia- Fear of rabies.
Kyphophobia- Fear of stooping.

L-
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Laliophobia or Lalophobia- Fear of speaking.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia- Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Limnophobia- Fear of lakes.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Liticaphobia- Fear of lawsuits.
Lockiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Lutraphobia- Fear of otters.
Lygophobia- Fear of darkness.
Lyssophobia- Fear of rabies or of becoming mad.

M-
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Mastigophobia- Fear of punishment.
Mechanophobia- Fear of machines.
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection.
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis.
Megalophobia- Fear of large things.
Melissophobia- Fear of bees.
Melanophobia- Fear of the color black.
Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music.
Meningitophobia- Fear of brain disease.
Menophobia- Fear of menstruation.
Merinthophobia- Fear of being bound or tied up.
Metallophobia- Fear of metal.
Metathesiophobia- Fear of changes.
Meteorophobia- Fear of meteors.
Methyphobia- Fear of alcohol.
Metrophobia- Fear or hatred of poetry.
Microbiophobia- Fear of microbes. (Bacillophobia)
Microphobia- Fear of small things.
Misophobia or Mysophobia- Fear of being contaminated with dirt or germs.
Mnemophobia- Fear of memories.
Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia- Fear of dirt or contamination.
Monophobia- Fear of solitude or being alone.
Monopathophobia- Fear of definite disease.
Motorphobia- Fear of automobiles.
Mottephobia- Fear of moths.
Musophobia or Muriphobia- Fear of mice.
Mycophobia- Fear or aversion to mushrooms.
Mycrophobia- Fear of small things.
Myctophobia- Fear of darkness.
Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants.
Mythophobia- Fear of myths or stories or false statements.
Myxophobia- Fear of slime. (Blennophobia)

N-
Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog. (Homichlophobia)
Necrophobia- Fear of death or dead things.
Nelophobia- Fear of glass.
Neopharmaphobia- Fear of new drugs.
Neophobia- Fear of anything new.
Nephophobia- Fear of clouds.
Noctiphobia- Fear of the night.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names.
Nosocomephobia- Fear of hospitals.
Nosophobia or Nosemaphobia- Fear of becoming ill.
Nostophobia- Fear of returning home.
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Nucleomituphobia- Fear of nuclear weapons.
Nudophobia- Fear of nudity.
Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.
Nyctohylophobia- Fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night
Nyctophobia- Fear of the dark or of night.

O-
Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight.(Pocrescophobia)
Ochlophobia- Fear of crowds or mobs.
Ochophobia- Fear of vehicles.
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Odontophobia- Fear of teeth or dental surgery.
Odynophobia or Odynephobia- Fear of pain. (Algophobia)
Oenophobia- Fear of wines.
Oikophobia- Fear of home surroundings, house.(Domatophobia, Eicophobia)
Olfactophobia- Fear of smells.
Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Ommetaphobia or Ommatophobia- Fear of eyes.
Oneirophobia- Fear of dreams.
Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
Onomatophobia- Fear of hearing a certain word or of names.
Ophidiophobia- Fear of snakes. (Snakephobia)
Ophthalmophobia- Fear of being stared at.
Opiophobia- Fear medical doctors experience of prescribing needed pain medications for patients.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Ornithophobia- Fear of birds.
Orthophobia- Fear of property.
Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia- Fear of smells or odors.
Ostraconophobia- Fear of shellfish.
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven.

P-
Pagophobia- Fear of ice or frost.
Panthophobia- Fear of suffering and disease.
Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Paralipophobia- Fear of neglecting duty or responsibility.
Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.
Parasitophobia- Fear of parasites.
Paraskavedekatriaphobia- Fear of Friday the 13th.
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
Pathophobia- Fear of disease.
Patroiophobia- Fear of heredity.
Parturiphobia- Fear of childbirth.
Peccatophobia- Fear of sinning or imaginary crimes.
Pediculophobia- Fear of lice.
Pediophobia- Fear of dolls.
Pedophobia- Fear of children.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.
Pellagrophobia- Fear of pellagra.
Peniaphobia- Fear of poverty.
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law. (Novercaphobia)
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of taking medicine.
Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts.
Phengophobia- Fear of daylight or sunshine.
Philemaphobia or Philematophobia- Fear of kissing.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.
Philosophobia- Fear of philosophy.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Photoaugliaphobia- Fear of glaring lights.
Photophobia- Fear of light.
Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia- Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Phthisiophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia- Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia- Fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Poliosophobia- Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Polyphobia- Fear of many things.
Poinephobia- Fear of punishment.
Ponophobia- Fear of overworking or of pain.
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple.
Potamophobia- Fear of rivers or running water.
Potophobia- Fear of alcohol.
Pharmacophobia- Fear of drugs.
Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Prosophobia- Fear of progress.
Psellismophobia- Fear of stuttering.
Psychophobia- Fear of mind.
Psychrophobia- Fear of cold.
Pteromerhanophobia- Fear of flying.
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.
Pyrexiophobia- Fear of Fever.
Pyrophobia- Fear of fire.

R-
Radiophobia- Fear of radiation, x-rays.
Ranidaphobia- Fear of frogs.
Rectophobia- Fear of rectum or rectal diseases.
Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod, or of being severely criticized. Also fear of magic.(wand)
Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.
Rhytiphobia- Fear of getting wrinkles.
Rupophobia- Fear of dirt.
Russophobia- Fear of Russians.

S-
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia)
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia- Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows.
Scoleciphobia- Fear of worms.
Scolionophobia- Fear of school.
Scopophobia or Scoptophobia- Fear of being seen or stared at.
Scotomaphobia- Fear of blindness in visual field.
Scotophobia- Fear of darkness. (Achluophobia)
Scriptophobia- Fear of writing in public.
Selachophobia- Fear of sharks.
Selaphobia- Fear of light flashes.
Selenophobia- Fear of the moon.
Seplophobia- Fear of decaying matter.
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words.
Sexophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Heterophobia)
Siderodromophobia- Fear of trains, railroads or train travel.
Siderophobia- Fear of stars.
Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed.
Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture.
Sitophobia or Sitiophobia- Fear of food or eating. (Cibophobia)
Snakephobia- Fear of snakes. (Ophidiophobia)
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.
Social Phobia- Fear of being evaluated negatively in social situations.
Sociophobia- Fear of society or people in general.
Somniphobia- Fear of sleep.
Sophophobia- Fear of learning.
Soteriophobia - Fear of dependence on others.
Spacephobia- Fear of outer space.
Spectrophobia- Fear of specters or ghosts.
Spermatophobia or Spermophobia- Fear of germs.
Spheksophobia- Fear of wasps.
Stasibasiphobia or Stasiphobia- Fear of standing or walking. (Ambulophobia)
Staurophobia- Fear of crosses or the crucifix.
Stenophobia- Fear of narrow things or places.
Stygiophobia or Stigiophobia- Fear of hell.
Suriphobia- Fear of mice.
Symbolophobia- Fear of symbolism.
Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.
Syngenesophobia- Fear of relatives.
Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.

T-
Tachophobia- Fear of speed.
Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.
Taphephobia Taphophobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.
Tapinophobia- Fear of being contagious.
Taurophobia- Fear of bulls.
Technophobia- Fear of technology.
Teleophobia- 1) Fear of definite plans. 2) Religious ceremony.
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.
Teratophobia- Fear of bearing a deformed child or fear of monsters or deformed people.
Testophobia- Fear of taking tests.
Tetanophobia- Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.
Textophobia- Fear of certain fabrics.
Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting.
Thalassophobia- Fear of the sea.
Thanatophobia or Thantophobia- Fear of death or dying.
Theatrophobia- Fear of theatres.
Theologicophobia- Fear of theology.
Theophobia- Fear of gods or religion.
Thermophobia- Fear of heat.
Tocophobia- Fear of pregnancy or childbirth.
Tomophobia- Fear of surgical operations.
Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder.
Topophobia- Fear of certain places or situations, such as stage fright.
Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia- Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.
Traumatophobia- Fear of injury.
Tremophobia- Fear of trembling.
Trichinophobia- Fear of trichinosis.
Trichopathophobia or Trichophobia- Fear of hair. (Chaetophobia, Hypertrichophobia)
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.
Tropophobia- Fear of moving or making changes.
Trypanophobia- Fear of injections.
Tuberculophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Tyrannophobia- Fear of tyrants.

U-
Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.

V-
Vaccinophobia- Fear of vaccination.
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Verbophobia- Fear of words.
Verminophobia- Fear of germs.
Vestiphobia- Fear of clothing.
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.
Vitricophobia- Fear of step-father.

W-
Walloonphobia- Fear of the Walloons.
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft.

X-
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Xylophobia- 1) Fear of wooden objects. 2) Forests.
Xyrophobia-Fear of razors.

Z-
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.

The Chronicles Of Digi (The Digital Camera)

2007-02-21T08:09:00.000+02:00

Year: Midish 2006
Place: Somewhere in the facility of the US of A
Date: Cameras can't tell time
Final Destination: 1, cuz the other 2 sucked

Grow up in the US, not knowing it's going to travel the world.
It was a small town camera, with the ability to take a shot every 0.556 sec.
Digi is a compact camera, Born 315 g with only 16 MB SD card.

With the ability to make flash, Digi started touring the world.
It was Bought in the US by a lieutenant. This is where it all begins.
After send to a navy army base, it got a flight to Germany.
Than sprang to Kuwait, and flown by a helicopter to Iraq for several months.
Now gone back to the US, throughway (like via but in British) Germany.

But our story doesn't stop there.
No body know what's with digi these days.
It's been a month since last connection. Maybe it got lost in the US.
Today, mid-begining of 2007, Digi (the digital camera), is lost and no where to be found.
Some say it just had enough and retire to some elderly citizens' home.
Others say it found a place to relax. Most people don't say anything important, well just cuz.
But i'm sure digi will come to me at the end, like the never ending story, this one will also have a happy ending with a sequel, and maybe even a movie or 3. But unlike Harry Potter, there will be no stupid little kids that can do magic, only grown people who are stupid.
Staring Rob Schneider as Digi, Ashton Kutcher as The Helicopter, and Adam Sandler playing The Female Lieutenant. Narration by Chris Rock, because he's funny.

So if somebody saw it or know any detail, it will be most welcome.
I can buy you an Ice-Cream if you'll find Digi.
But only vanilla, butterscotch or pecan, cuz I just like the rest less.

Deep Fried Cellphone

2007-01-30T11:26:00.000+02:00

This is a short story about my sis cellular.
She works in a hamburger place (doesn't matter which one), But it's in the air port.
So she was making some fries (chips as I like to call them), and dropped her phone into it.
It's deep fired hot oil, and it takes no prisoners
They laughed, they cried, they yelled. Nothing help. So they turned on the MP3 player.
This what happen to it:

Well they cleaned the oil and stuff, but I'm not sure I would like to eat there.
Ever. But who will say no to some free chips?
So the next time you eat some fries, remember the phone and laugh with it.

By the way, she still works there! So there.

Digi In Iraq

2007-01-24T17:00:00.000+02:00

So how did i got to Iraq. The true story. I am Digi.

I was brought to camp La June which is in New Orleans.
Afterwards flow to Germany. From there to Kuwait.
Than got to Fallujah, and now I'm near Doha.

This Story is about the good times I had in Fallujah.

We've travel around Iraq. Nice Place. Lots of things to see. Although we mostly saw sand. But that was a nice sand. All brown and stuff. I like the desert. It doesn't disturb the scene.

At first I came here in a chopper. Met with the Lieutenant, and straight went to some sightsee on the jeep.

We ride days and nights. Everytime they got tired, they just made a camp and went sleeping.

People are nice there. Well most of them, anyway.

But we didn't just drive around doing nothing, we've done some reckon. See what we found:

We had lots of fun. But i didn't like it there very much. I missed home.

Now all is better, got send to Germany. Going back to the US. Maybe i even get to israel soon.

See you soon (maybe)...

Which Superhero are you?

2007-01-10T17:19:00.000+02:00

This Is Me:

You are Spider-Man
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.

For Full Results Click Here

Can't even be a true superhero. I'm so weak.
Going back to just lazy.

So which Superhero are you?

Stuff I like Which Others Don't

2006-12-16T19:03:00.000+02:00

It's not me, it's all of you. Or not.
Guess you know nothing, but than again, what do i know.

Marzipan - it taste good. Good i tell ya.

Turkish Delight aka lokum (or loukoum) - with sugar, it's just fun all over.

Butterscotch - just... mmm, butterscotchy.

And do nothing days in and days out.
Others may love it in the beginning, but nobody can handle it for a long time.

Well that's it for me now.
To be continue (maybe)...

Lazy (lyrics)

2006-12-12T23:15:00.000+02:00

By X-Press 2 feat. David Byrne

I'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talk

No tears are fallin' from my eyes
I'm keepin' all the pain inside
Now don't you wanna live with me?
I'm lazy as a man can be!

Imagine there's a girlfriend, imagine there's a job
Imagine there's an answer, imagine there's a God
Imagine I'm a Devil, imagine I'm a Saint
Lazy money, lazy sexy, lazy outta space!

Lazy when I work, lazy on the bed
Screamin' all you like, but it only fades away
I'm lazy when I'm prayin', lazy on the job
Got a lazy mind, a lazy eye, a lazy lazy father

Hard men, hard lives
Hard keepin' it all inside
Good times, good God
I'm so lazy I almost stop!

Just Some Simpson Trailers

2006-11-22T12:53:00.000+02:00

Life According to Sy

2006-11-17T04:05:00.000+02:00

Like you know ppl around the world are divided to groups.
Everybody loves different things.
So all you ever thought about till now is wrong.
It doesn't matter if you have right or left opinions.
Or even if pro abortion or not.
The Only thing is this:

Do you eat meat or you love sweets?
Friends or Seinfeld?
You like chocolate or vanilla?
So which person are you?

Just so you know... you can feel, do and have other stuff, but if you and your other half don't see eye to eye in those thing, it won't work.
Vanilla loving guys can't ever date chocolate girls, it's just isn't it.
Sorry. Maybe Next Time.

A minor spelling error

2006-11-07T18:18:00.000+02:00

The chick from the marines, (although she's a chick) is an officer.
Not just any officer but a Lieutenant.
My appologies.

P.S Rest in Kin - and i will not change it

How my digital camera got to Iraq...

2006-11-06T14:05:00.000+02:00

This is a true story about what could have been my new digital camera (canon A630) and how it got to Iraq.

So about a two weeks ago i talked to this guy and asked him if he know somebody in the US who can buy my a digital camera.
He said he knows some chick in the marines there. They used to date.
She was suppose to pass in my country before being post in a new base for few months.
Of course i asked he to find if she can buy me this cam. She said yes.

After about a week they informed my the she bought the camera and that she needs to get that in the next few days.
A day after she got reassigned to Iraq and not going to come home for at least 6 months.
Which mean Digi (my cam) will not come. And it might die there.
It could get killed from a roadside charge (side bomb). Or the chick from the marines get shot and Digi will be send to her rest in kin.

So next time you want other ppl to buy you stuff in other countries...
Just say no.
Or fly there yourselves.
Digi will not see home, ever.
Are you sure you want to do it to your camera?

When Lazy Stricks

2006-10-27T00:50:00.000+02:00

You get bored alot?
You don't know what to do with yourself?
Have trouble sleeping at nights?
TV isn't as fun as it used to?

Well... you're not lazy and it won't work for you.
But you can give it a go, if you feel like it.

Lazy don't just come when you feel like being lazy. True lazy is a way of life.
If you know you can't/won't cope it, you won't. Don't even try to.
The Lazyness will eat you, it will make you suffer.
This isn't what lazyness stands for. Just don't be lazy, it's not for you.

Now that this is over... more rules:
Stupid lazy - it's hard but i means you're really lazy. You know you'll pay for being lazy but still.
Don't think about what you can do, know what others can do for you.
Knowing is everything - use it (as long as you don't use power to do so).
Reading is fundamental, but TV is just fun (and better).

Those are just a few things on the path toward the longed lazy.
You don't just wanna be a lazy-ass, you need to redefine it.

Lazy will be back at the home near you

So the lazyness begins

2006-10-15T21:30:00.000+02:00

Part 2

Being lazy isn't just something everyone can handle. It's hard. Very.
Most people thing they are lazy or can become one. But in fact most of them are semi lazy or are lazy for up to a week.
You are not, you know why? Cuz you waste your energy to read this.
Still this will help you with being more lazy, even if it will be only for a day or so.

So now some more rules:
Don't postpone for tomorrow what you can postpone for next month.
Why doing stuff if you can do nothing? You know it.
You might thing zapping channels is lazy, it's not. Just lay down in front of the TV and watch what ever is on. That's it.

Sitting in bed is ok. Laying in bed is better.
So room service is much needed thing. Can't really be lazy without it.
You need somebody else to be not lazy for you, and do the thing you need to do to live. Like making you food, clean the house, wash the laundry and other stuff.

This isn't the end.....

So you think you're lazy, eh?

2006-10-08T10:50:00.000+02:00

The Guide to become even more lazy:

Lets start with the test - when you sit down do you groan?
If the answer is yes, you're almost lazy or too old.
To become real lazy you can't waste energy on groaning, in fact you only can sigh and even that without making any sounds. pure anergy.
If the answer is no, this will be too much for you.

Guess you're not as lazy as you want to be. Word of advice, once you become really lazy there's not going back.
Well the first rule to become lazy is: don't write a blog (yes, the irony). Explanations need not come... but if you don't know, it's lots of work and thinking (two things lazy poeple are against).

To Be Continue

Movies 2007... or I know what you'll do next summer

2006-09-18T22:07:00.000+03:00

First of all Transformers - Ever since God created man and man created the Transformers, they have been like a gift from God therefore it's not blasphemy!

About some cartoon movies... there is one called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They are the coolest turtle ninjas on the planet. The greenest Shrek the Third is the cutest Ogre in the forest along with his donkey. It's a must see.
Also coming soon are The Simpsons Movie - is there anyone who doesn't want to go and see the biggest yellow eyes (a.k.a. the coolest thing on tv now in the cinema)?

Is it a man? Is he gay? Those tights could work on Spider-Man 3 and maybe the Fantastic Four: Rise of The Silver Surfer. well they do fight evil but since MEN CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT (not even The Justice League) a woman needs to come to and save the day..and she is Wonder Woman. She is isn't just a Woman she's also got the looks... well... watch the movie.

The Gun-for-hire "Agent 47" is the best Hitman ever. It's one of the greatest games ever conceived and it's starring Vin Diesel, man.

There are more sequels coming this year. Few are really well deserved like Sin City 2 very long awaited by many people as well as Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End which left us with a taste of more for the second on. But some of you just think "god damnit man why? WHY GOD, WHY?"
Maybe some of us want to see them but make sure to lower your expectations.
Live Free or Die Hard (Aka Die Hard 4) - Will you die already?
Rocky Balboa (Aka Rocky VI) - Will YOU die already?

Now they came up with the stupid idea to combine two movies into some sort of sequel- Alien vs. Predator: Survival of the Fittest - if you've seen the first you can't say "No" to this.

About Ocean's Thirteen... the first 2 parts were nice... But now 13?!? don't you know it's unlucky numebr?

And here's a site about other movies worth seeing but I didn't get to write about here.

2007 the year of the Sequels... At least the movies should be better than 2006.

A Joke

2006-09-11T21:22:00.000+03:00

A squirrel was sitting on a lemon tree. you know squirrel, lemon tree.
So the squirrel sees a cow trying to get on the tree.
The cow tries and falls. The cow tries again and falls again.
Then the cow rans towards the tree, jumps and falls.
Day one, day two, day three pass and the cow can't get on the tree.
On the forth day the cow succeeds to get on the tree and sits next to the squirrel.
Squirrel, cow and a lemon tree. OKay.
The squirrel turns to the cow and asks it: "cow what are you doing on the tree? you're a COW!"
Then the cow answers: "i came to eat apples."
The squirrel looks at the cow and says: " apples?!? but it's lemon tree."
So the cow answers: "it's okay, i brought some in a bag."